~ overflow ~

Problem:

So i have this shitty server that keeps overloading, although i have all sort of monitors around, many screens, etc I really can’t keep looking at the graphs all day long, but yet i’m almost of the time on the computer.

So why not have a sound trigger when server load go over 10?

Solution:

This php script solves it:

// (c) z3n - R1V1@111227 - www.overflow.biz - rodrigo.orph@gmail.com

while (true) {
	$output = explode(" ", trim(substr(strstr(exec("uptime"), "load average:"), 13)));
        if (substr($output[0], 0, -1) > 10)
		@ passthru("echo -e -n \\\\a");

	echo "\r[" . date("Y-m-d H:i:s") . "] " . implode(" ", $output);
	sleep(5);
}

I wrote this macro with XTE intended to run on linux on a VNC screen, nothing a regular geek wouldn’t understand.

Never loose a poke war ever again:

while [ 1 ] ; do xte 'mousemove 20 350' 'mouseclick 1';sleep 5;xte 'mousemove 300 235' 'mouseclick 1';sleep 30;done;